..”“Aibhilin,” (She pronounced it Aveleen. The name means ‘Longed for child’.)He sighed and held her closely, stroking her belly.“Harry......�� Kat somehow managed to imbue his name with the sort of wistfulness characteristic of pre-teen girls trying to manipulate their fathers.He chuckled. “Yes, my precious one?”“Harry! Oh, well. You know you ... freed me ... to be comfortable with ... what I am.”“I love what ... and who ... you are.”“I know. I love you, too. But there’s something I’d like to do.. What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.14. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.17. So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.19. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.20.. He was 6'-2" with broad shoulders and a narrow tapered waist. He had a thick mop of unkempt black hair, flopping over his brow and lying on his tanned face. His looks were rugged and manly and his smile was jaw droppingly perfect. I held out my hand as we made our introductions, noticing he made eye contact with the dreamiest bedroom blue eyes I'd ever encountered. I felt my cheeks flush slightly as he held my hand saying."Hi I'm Conrad and you are?"I looked into his seductive eyes and said,"Hi. I didn’t tell my parents where I went in the evening and we never made our association known to members of the church. But despite our attempts at secrecy the word got out. If my parents were agog the church elders fairly ricocheted off the church walls. In an attempt to squelch our foolishness they came to speak with us with concerned but smiling faces and spoke in even calm voices. They wanted to know if we were having sex. They wanted to know if she was serving me alcohol. They asked a lot.