Hell, we can even charge them both," I tugged my skirt backinto place. Stupid thing kept riding up. "The important thing is thatthis device affords us...a big enough money-making opportunity that wecan afford to buy some damn pants!"Evan laughed. Even with his changed voice, I loved his laugh."I guess that's okay then," he said. "You know me though, I'd preferjust to get some simple stuff rather than spending all day trying onall kinds of crazy things, you know? Besides," he shot me a. Mom, in the meantime, ever the star, scoops up a handful of the familial shit-piss-blood-vomit and rubs it on her face. She then proceeds to belt out the best rendition of Swanee I have heard to date. It was magical…A few minutes later, all of our holes are gaped. We’ve all shit and pissed ourselves. We’ve all bled and puked. We’ve all had all of this gumbo soup in our mouths and all over us. We’re buck ass naked. We stop…I remember that for a few seconds that seemed like an eternity and a. I never realized that we had so many interesting neighbors,” his mother said. “I’ve been getting calls all morning. You wouldn’t believe the kinds of invitations that we’ve gotten.”“I don’t want to hear about it,” Sean said.“Max’s mother called and wanted to know if we would come over for a visit one night,” his mother said.“Why would they invite you over?” Sean asked. He regretted asking the question even before the words were out of his mouth.“She mentioned something about a leather and lace. Early morning sunshine filtered in through the gaps in the heavy curtains and her heart pounded furiously as she covertly tip-toed from her sister’s messy bedroom. Molly slowly pulled the door closed, picked up her bag and headed downstairs. o O o She was the first one home of course, and the house was empty as expected. Her parents didn’t usually get home from work until gone seven, so she would have plenty of time to herself. As the summer sun slowly began to dip behind the houses outside of.