And when she finds out it happened because of some potion Ibought..." His face was filled with concern. "I don't want to bedivorced from a woman wit... big jugs." Don't worry," the wizard said raising a hand. "Only the person buyingthe potion will be aware of the effects of its magic. Everyone,including your wife, will be completely oblivious of the changes to herfigure. As unaware as they will be about the return of your hair. Toeveryone else, all will be as it has always been." No shit.". I looked down when he was done and it was his number with a heart and ‘Kevin’ inside of it. ‘I’m Kevin. If you ever want to find love over the rainbow, just call me hon. Don’t be shy.’ He walked off, his hips shay-shaying from side-to-side. I sat down and thought about it for a moment, but decided I probably wasn’t going to do anything. There was no way that I was gay and I was okay. I was sure of it. I went to go find Jasmine and I did, at the newspaper office. She was busy typing away on her. " Paul," the man continues. "Your womanly voice is perfect. Your Southerndrawl is perfect. Your horseback riding skills are perfect. Indeed, youare what I have turned you into!"I bend my knees slightly and say, "Thank you." You're welcome," he replies. "I trust you are more than eager to hear theverdict?" Yes, please?" I nod vigorously."The verdict is right here," the prophet hands me an envelope. "All youneed to know is there, Paul.. you man with two assholes."The prophet winks at me, grins,. Almost his height, with very long, wavy black hair, grey eyes and a perfect figure. They made small talk as they drank their drinks, Angie laughing at his jokes. At one point she leaned forward as she laughed, inadvertently displaying her cleavage. She sat up suddenly, and Michael was not quick enough at averting his gaze. Caught looking, he felt himself blushing.To his relief, Angie laughed."Don't be embarrassed, silly!" she said as she put her drink down. Both hands free now, she placed them.