"How are you today, Alan?" Carl asked, "You look deep in thought." Oh, just pondering the meaning of life and other assorted minutia." I answered calm...y."Say what?" He asked perplexed."Carl." I started, "How is your time machine doing?"I was starting to think that maybe a long adventure would do me good."Oh wonderful sir." Carl started excitedly, "In fact, I've made some great improvements." Oh, like what?" I inquired."Well, for one thing you can go as far as you want forward or backwards in. ”A minute and we were hidden and in the middle of the bushes. The commander whispered reports and then the night was shattered by a huge explosion. I shifted as I held Alexandra, “what happened?”The commander’s face was white, “they blew out the princess’s suite and the ones on each side, above and below.”I nodded, “so they are after her. Is the emperor okay?”He grinned, “he is livid”I smiled and squeezed her hand, “so either someone is upset that we went to have sex or...”She growled, “no.. Did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story? Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!This one is compliments of Gary H.OLD AGE...This is what all of you 70+ years old, and yet-to-be senior citizens, have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments, but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn’t show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and. She squeezed. Most of the woman’s chest was rock hard including her nipples. Mary pulled back and stood. Amber felt foolish for what she’d just been doing. She’d embarrassed not only herself but Andy and this woman. Mary peeled her tee shirt off revealing her naked chest. She then wiggled out of her shorts and panties and exposed herself to them and anyone passing before sitting back on the blanket. She spread legs, her feet flat on the soft fabric grass poking through it. Amber was stunned.