As I sipped my champagne, Bradley spoke to the driver and he started the horse trotting. I notice this sack strategically placed behind the horses’ ...ump and realized it was to catch his poop instead of it falling to the streets. The driver was not new to these rides because as we drank the wonderful champagne, he took his time and chose our path carefully. He took us to some of the most lovey tree lined streets in town. As the sun began to set the sky turned from shades of blue to orange and. What's the word...Defeated! He was walking out slowly He seem to look at our faces to see our reaction for him going to the bathroom.Now I'm a very observant person, my mom on the other hand is not.My mom just sat there and talked about the time we all went to the petting zoo and a goose chased meBut instead of telling her that geese suck and they have no place in a petting zoo in the first place, i got up and walked around the house, she didn't even ask me where i was going, i walked in. My friend and his wife decided that they were going totake an impromptu vacation to Hawaii. It was like asecond honeymoon for them. Unfortunately they forgot tomake kennel arrangements for their dog Elfie. So, inthe last minute they asked us to dog-sit for them.Since they were such good friends my wife agreed butshe was kind of reluctant since Elfie was a 90 poundWeimaraner and even though he was a really good dog heintimidated her.The first couple of days that Alfie was at our houseshe stayed. “Thats your job!” she giggled “But you have to catch me first”, and with that she turned and ran out of the pool house, dived into the pool and proceeded to swim underwater.She was obviously and strong swimmer and confident in the water, but that was ok, so was I. I dived in after her and a few moments later I was able to grab her ankle and pulled her towards me, we were both underwater and she tried to wiggle free but I held her underneath me and proceeded to undo her bra, it came off and we.