“Mark? Bobbie wants to talk to you.”“Put him on. I really have to thank him in person, but this is a good start.”A new voice came on. “Mark,...this is Bobbie. The information you gave me last week really paid off. When you call the board of Nursing and ask where a licensee has had her Board scores sent, well, that really shortens the list of calls you have to make. It turns out, they even record changes of name, which is really handy when you call another state, oh, let’s pick one out of the air. They are under the command of a civilian in a wheelchair named Mike." I add some fuel to the fire, "So, are you telling me you're not in command of your own troops?"He complains, "I haven't authorized or even heard about this so I will need to do some checking and call you back."I get sassy with him, "You do that, but until this situation is resolved you're not getting Jack Shit from my companies."Present – Samantha - Taken prisonerBen shoots the shit out of the dirt at the feet of the Special. Aunty:tumko kiss kya hoti hai pata hai? kese karte hai ?maine kaha k nahi pata kya hai woo aur kese karte hai muze wo dhekne me aacha lagta hai isliye dhekta hu!Tab aunty ne kaha k ager mai joo kahugi woo tum karoge to mai kisi ko kuch nahi kahungi, aur tumko mai jo chaho wo dungi aur tumko bhi maza ayenga to maine darte darte haa bol diya Tab mai short pant yani chadi pehna karta tha, to aunty ne mere legs per ek haath firana shuru kar diya aur dusre haath se mera sir pakad kar apne chati per. ”Suddenly, Jude’s eyes lit up and grew wide. A big smile appeared on her face. “He’s here!” she said as she stood up and walked away, leaving me like last week’s dirty laundry. I watched in a state of near shock as my wife embraced him and they exchanged cheek kisses, once, twice and a third time. I knew they did that in Europe, but dammit, this is America and Judith was MY wife.I stood and made a beeline for the Yogi. As I approached I checked him out. Tony was right. He didn’t seem anything.