But obviously, I couldn't pretend ignorance anymore.“OK, yes, I admit it. It’s hard to explain, but I love wearing women's clothes. It’s like th...y were meant for me.”“See?” said Mom. “Don't you feel better now that you’ve come clean? Jan and I will help you get your wish. Now, come over here and help me find you a bikini.”She showed me many styles on her laptop’s screen. “What do you think of this one?”“Yeah, it’s nice. It’s hard to believe this is happening, though.”By this time, Jan had. It gets cold in Knoxville ... but it doesn't stay cold.Armadillo, on the other hand, has nothing between it and the North-pole except a barbed wire fence or two and some of those fences are down. Armadillo ... where diesel fuel gets so cold, it gels. When Amarillo gets cold, it stays cold.Llano Estacado (meaning Palisaded Plains), commonly known as the Staked Plains, is a region in the Southwestern United States that encompasses parts of eastern New Mexico and northwestern Texas. One of the. We dressed, finished up the food, leaving the trash in the hotel room. I left the key on top of the TV and we headed home.I called Mom."Hello Winston!" Hey Mom, send the customer on his way home, Dad will be home soon. Don't want him to catch you with another guy -- He might kill him!"Laughing, she said, "You're probably right honey, but he got called into work, so the condom you threw at him is wasted. He said he'll be pretty late — are you guys gonna get home hungry?" I could get some dinner. The bartender pulled me aside late in the night and said the boss will be really happy because beer sales were way up and he had never poured so many beers in a night – and it was because of me. I threw my arms around him and gave him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. During the evening, several of the girls had motioned up to the stage as they danced, getting close they whispered that they knew my secret then took me in a passionate embrace and kiss which always seemed to get us both tipped.