And after i gave them their pizza. They slid their room key to me. And i said ill be their. Stacey said just walk in .i said ok. So i was so excited t... get out of work. I hurried up after work and hurried up and took a shower. So i arrived about 30 minutes later. My heart started beating real fast. Like it was trying to jump out of chest. So i slowly walk in to the room. I see the ladies are sitting on the couch in side of the suit . they were sitting their watching porn masterbating and. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’” Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”Compliments of the ‘Shy One’A beautiful young lady had a very nice boyfriend. The boyfriend had to go on a business trip that would require him to be gone for about a month, so he asked his lovely. ”As soon as I walked into the kitchen, on seeing me, Lillian turned her back to me, turning to the pot wash in the corner of the room. There stood two piles of plates, each one like a skyscraper. Throwing on an apron which was hanging there, I grabbed the pre-rinse spray. I was washing plates until three in the afternoon. I had prune fingers, from having my hands in the water all day. My arms and shoulders were aching from scrubbing.“Pretty hard work, when you’re not used to it.” Jennifer stood. It’s a slow night. I’ll leave early, nine o’clock. Do you want me to meet you somewhere?” After a pause she said, “I was hoping I could come to your place.” My heart skipped two beats. “Sure, sure. That’s fine.” I gave her directions and my address and told her to call me when she arrived in the parking garage so I could meet her. I spent the next two hours in a whirl of anxiety, barely able to focus on work. My mouth was dry and my hands were trembled. I ran home, like a guy in a Hollywood.