A short pause, the camera flicking down to Thor, who looks up at us with an enthusiastic, happy doggy face. Then we flick back to the front door as it...opens – and we see...A middle-aged, well-tanned woman inside - her pretty face is framed by long, thick, dark hair which hangs straight down over her shoulders. Her features are strong but feminine, her eyebrows a thick contrast to piercing green eyes which are set off by smokey eye makeup and love eyelashes. She’s dressed as if she’s going out. As I turned around, I saw his back to me; he stood without a shirt and was slipping down his jeans. I had to force my eyes away from him before turning and pulling off my own clothes in favor of his. The shirt was long and fell a bit past my ass. If I were alone, it would be all I would wear since I hated having pants on while I slept. All the same, I pulled the shorts on. Walking over to the bed, I pulled back the covers and crawled underneath, moving around to try to bring some warmth to the. Then he found lots of good pics of girls that he liked. He clicked onto one link that said "Blonde shows off her gorgeous feet and legs." Then to his veiwing pleasure, he saw gorgeous blonde cheerleader with sparkling blue eyes, a dazzling smile, and a sexy figure. She was wearing a red jersy and mini skirt with the numbers "69" on it. She was also wearing white socks and white running shoes. Her legs were curvy and muscular. In the next pic, she raised up her jersy to reveal a white bra. The. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.“What the hell is that?” he asks. “War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees ... three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer.
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