She returned with a small notebook, and thumbed through the pages for a minute or two. “You’ve committed 116,865 abrogations. If you perform 14 ho...rs of penance per day, it’s about 1,391 days, or 3 years, nine months, three weeks and one day on your knees.” Ellesa looked at Tetenia sympathetically.Tetenia stared straight ahead as Ellesa told her this. Nearly four years on her knees? And that’s on top of the month or two she had left in this round, so it was really more like four. She knew there. One time I was at a boring conference at a small hotel and had to meet with about 8 people, the conference started at 8pm and finished at 10pm. The girls and the younger men left to go to a club, that left me with a little fat faced boss at the hotel bar.As I sat on the bar stool my trousers rode up and he noticed my stockings. I thought Oh god, he is going to tell everyone. He said, Your wearing tightsActually, Im wearing stockings.He said, why?Because I like the feel of them.He said, I want. The other story was from the Murray-Darling.Along time ago a platypus was in the river hunting fish. Suddenly he saw a shoal of codfish. The codfish tried to swim away, but the platypus gulped down six or so.The rest swam to safety to make a plan for they were frightened. They thought that if they stuck two flat rocks near his mouth he would only eat small fish. Meanwhile the platypus was still hunting. The codfish sneaked up. First they tried to scare him. It didn’t work so they told him to. "Good. Okay, Jamey, here's the deal. I'm totally hot for you. As a girl,you know. Because you touched me and everything. I'm WET, okay? So, comeon, let's have some awesometastic sex. It's your birthday present, ifyou like." But, Maputo..." Shhh! While we kissed, I did some thinking. I like my girl form, okay?So, I'm a girl, you call me 'Maple', please. I'm turned back, I'm Maputoagain. S'okay?" Errr..." 'kay. After we have sex, you can turn me back. And now..."'Maple' yanked down my pants."Eww,.