"Glad to be of service," he chuckled, "you must invite me over to watch you sometime." Get off you perv," I said, but the thought of him watching me h...d re-light my fires. "I bet you love to watch me wank for you, wouldn't you, you perv." I said lightly."Oh yeah, I can see you now, lying there naked," he whispered, "with those great legs open wide and your fingers disappearing into your sopping pussy." Oh don't you perv," I moaned, but it was too late, my hips were banging back at my hand."Oh. “What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant.“Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”zonedoc gets right to the point:As requested a “new” joke.The punchline:Donald TrumpThese are compliments of Joe Smart... A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed. Didi ko kaise pata chala ki mera lund bada hai. Haan ek meri gf hai, lekin maine usske saath kuchh nahin kia. Sali haath hi nahin lagane deti mujhe. Haan ek bar ussko apna lund pakdaya tha lekin vo dar ke bhag gayi thee. Dolly hai usska naam” Jijju bole “Haan Sonica ki dost hai na vo? Ussi ne bataya hai tere lund ke bare teri behna ko. Aur vaise bhi sale jab tum apne room mein nangi kitaben dekh dekh kar muth mara karte thay to teri behan ne tujhe kai baar keyhole se dekha hai. Behenchod teri. "Go out, you know, date, make out, root, marry, have kids etc." Tracey giggled."Action packed holiday that will be," I joked. "Besides, Benny's told all us guys that if we ask her out he'll have our guts for garters." Why? What's it got to do with him?" Tracey asked, curiosity writ large on her face."Damned if I know, but that's what he said," I replied."So, because Benny the bogan will throw a hissy fit if you ask his sister out, you won't try to give your ferret a run with her?" Tracey.
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