Ok.. Let me back up. So theres this new kid. Hayden or Jayden or Aden? Whatever, theyre all equally dumb fucking names. I think hes literally 19 years...old. He did the over-achiever highschool nerd thing and bypassed college, went straight to one of the hacker bootcamps. Anyway hes white and young and a boy, and he wears hoodies and speaks Golang so of course we hired him. Anyway I got stuck pair-programming with him the other day and were right in the midst of figuring out this data structure. John recognized her immediately; she was his ex-girlfriend. "Jenny? What are you doing here?"Jenny walked over to him, kissed him, and said, "You'll find out soon enough." she then turned to the others, "This man has seen us... it is only fitting that he join us!" the others nodded in agreement. One pressed a loose tile on the wall and the wall moved aside reviling a large golden ring and a pedestal. The chains immediately pulled John and tied him to the ring with his arms and legs spread wide,. There was no way of knowing under the circumstances that each of these women were named Emily.On the other side of the world, in the New York City peak hour four strangers (three women and a man) were sitting on the same train each reading copies of "Paradise Lost."At 5.15am a factory worker in Chilli woke with a start in the night. He had been dreaming that a lemon had gotten lodged in his throat and had closed off his air passage, causing him to choke and die. He was so thrilled to be alive. But very often they look in, leave, and return a few minutes later - which is what happened in this case. About 5 minutes later the black guy was back. This time he stepped into the booth. I gave him a big smile, "Hi, Sweetie!" I said. He nodded. "You want a blow job, baby?" I asked him. He looked at me. "Hail yeah." he said. I got down on my knees at his feet. I was really excited because he was extremely hot looking. He was young, no more than 30, about 6',2" or 3", dressed hip-hop gangsta.