”“Oh yes, what does it sell?”“Holes.”“What, I don’t understand.”Thirty seconds later we stopped outside a little shop.“We’re here....��“This, this shop does piercing; are we?”“Yes Riley, we’re getting our nipples pierced.”“Oh, okay then.”We went in and were met by a middle-aged man who has lots of tattoos that he obviously liked to show because he was wearing a string vest. When I told him that Charles had sent us he smiled, probably realising that he’d be able to sell us his most expensive nipple. I was thankful they were not of religious import because I was not in that mood at all this morning after."Master, we have the wagon crafter, Donald of Lancaster and his daughter Lucy here with her intended Squire Harold to offer her virginity to you as the lord of the manor in accordance with royal decree of the year of the lord Anno Domino 832."The little entourage of father, daughter in the white finery of her wedding dress and a dour-looking young lad with arms as thick as Oaks shuffled. Me ek gora 5.10 ft lamba or 22yrs or average body ka hu. In short, I am smart handsome enough to seduce any bhabhi girl aunty. Or ye me nhi log bolte h. Dick size 6″ lamba n 3″ mota h. Or ish kahani ki heroin menka h jo 2 baccho ki maa h wo 32 k aas paas ki hain pr lagti nhi h. Uska figure 36 32 36 tha height 6″ thi. Now lets come to the story.Ye baat pichle saal ki h . Mere dost ke bhaiya ki saadi thi or wo log jharkhand jaane waale the par uski mummy ki tabiyat thori khrb thi jo vidhwa bhi. You know, I didn't expect him to actually leave. I was waiting for him to stand up for himself and put me in my place, even smack me across the face if he had to, and I deserved it, but he wasn't man enough to do that. I'd never felt so much disappointment in my own kind. That's what it meant to be a cracker. Fragile. Easily broken. Good riddance. I immediately filed to annul the marriage when I got back home. Poughkeepsie was such a quaint, quiet town. It was the perfect place for me.