" Oh, don't worry, honey. You and I are going to have good times. I already got your phone number from Liddy. When is good?"My eyes turned back to Kar... and his massive thing pistoning vertically as Liddy, with a far-away look, bounced upon it. It suddenly occurred to me why Liddy did those kegels and why Don's ass was as big as the Holland Tunnel. This impressed the hell out of me."Sooner or later, everyone gets a taste of Karl." Ms. Pain-and-Pleasure whispered again. I leaned over and kissed. The most beautiful notification out there popped up on my screen. You’ve got a new match (heart eyes, heart eyes, heart eyes, heart eyes). I was no longer tired. I no longer wanted to go just lie down and go to sleep.Bear with me, as this was my second-day using tinder. So I was still kinda excited after every new match. Anyways, I opened up her profile and there was the perfect bio any guy could ask for. It said, “My Tinder resume: I can cook, play video games and I swallow.” I could feel my. So I had 1, 7, & 9 and Sandy had 5 & 8. We were each given a separate piece of paper to write our choices. I figured that 1 was something I could do as I had the apron and that it would be too cruel to make her remove her top so I put my name down there.With 9 I took the same approach as I had done that with my one girlfriend in high school and sucking toes wasn't that bad. Now came number 7 I thought long and hard and decided to be the gentleman and put down Sandy's name and take my beating. When dinner was over we went right home. As soon as we were inside the apartment, I took her in my arms and gave her a long, passionate kiss. I sucked on her soft, warm tongue as if it were giving me life and unzipped the back of her dress, letting it fall to the floor. My cock bulged and pressed against the front of my pants as I knelt in front of her and undid the Crack Belt. I pushed her back onto the couch and spread her thighs so that her soggy pussy presented itself like a target to me..