.. “Must have been SOME date?”“It was” said my very exhausted wife. “Now I just need to sleep for a bit.”I was holding the car door open f...r her and as she spread her legs to get out of the car, her short, black dress hiked up even further and revealed that she was without panties.“Baby?” I almost whined, “you’re not wearing panties? I was really hoping for some…”“Oh, that” she said, sounding half asleep, “He had those off me before dinner.” “He did?” I asked, sounding even more interested.. That's it baby, fuck that ass like you own it, look at your massive cock, spreading my tight ass apart, yeah, com'on baby, give me your cum, fuck me, fill my ass up. . .deeper. . .yeah, fuck you feel good, I love your cock inside of me and you know that ass is 100% yours.And there it was - the familiar feeling of when he's cumming: hands gripping my hips, his cock swelling, twitching, pumping his hot, thick load inside of me. I felt it - sometimes I do, sometimes I don't - but that night I. “Right girls lets see the damage.” She went from one soldier girl to another inspecting their minges thoroughly. She separated each girls vaginal lips which made all of them flinch as they were very sore, she then inserted a finger into each of my soldiers cunts, again this made them all wince in pain, she said she was checking for any internal injuries and of course my brave girls wouldn’t stop their much loved Commander fingering them so intimately, in fact they later told me they were. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.(This one got extra credit.)11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.13. Glibido: All talk and no action.14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem.