Tremulously, it is true, but a smile ... and tugged on my hand to lead me away. She led me through a labyrinth of streets such that I had only a vague...idea of where I was, and stopped outside a small restaurant. She waved me inside where we were greeted by a substantial lady."Tia Rosa," Kelly said, "this is Captain Jim Smith who is sailing round the world. I told you about how we've been emailing..." She went into some rapid-fire Spanish, to which the older woman frowned and replied, obviously. Several vodka’s ( about 5 ish ) later I remembered a roll up I had been given some weeks earlier, smoke it outside I was warned, so I grab my red leather jacket and handbag and headed toward the front door. I’ll go to the late shop 10 mins away and get some more ciggie’s I was running low, must be the nerves. Now walking in 5′ heels after a good few vodka’s is not easy, I lit my roll up and headed toward the shop, I managed to finish my ciggie well before I reached the shop, soon after I. ."My words were cut off as her hand landed forcefully, dead center on my lightly covered bottom, forcing a squeal of pain from me."How...many...times...," she went on, each word punctuated by a hard smack to my bum, "have...I...told...you...?" She was panting with the exertion, and my poor behind was stinging."Even with tits as firm as yours, you need a sports bra," she went on, calmer now that she had vented her annoyance, "unless you are trying to pull a muscle or make them floppy?" "No, of. I am well built guy since I go to gym from the age of 15 till now I never missed to go to gym.Sorry to bug you guys let me strait away get to the story.This happened during the mid of 2015 I used to go to office come back take rest again office back home which was my usual schedule . One day I heard some strange sounds which woke me up so I went out to see what was going on ….And usually there was some one shifting near my house so I didn’t much care about it . The next day some one knocked the.