The first surprise was when my girls Paula and Penelope came walking down the stairs at the house. They had always had to have help up and down the st...irs. I was entranced watching them wobble down the steps with a firm grip on the railing. When they got to the ground level they wobble/ran to me and I hugged them both and kissed them.“Erin, this is the best surprise. Babies, you are wonderful. I love you both so much.”The second surprise came when we left the kids at home and took off in the. . "Ha, K?tzchen, sie spinnen wohl! Wenn meine M?nner das Vieh...... sehen haben sie Befehl zum schiessen. Ich gehe kein Risiko ein!"...... "General, das k?nnen sie nicht tun, ich habe ihnen doch erkl?rt,...... dass????"...... "Ach, halten sie ihre Klappe! Ich habe Order, dieses Problem so...... schnell und leise wie m?glich zu erledigen. Ein Blattschuss ist ...... eben die sauberste L?sung! Nichts von dieser Angelegenheit darf ...... an die ?ffentlichkeit."...... "General, ??..Herr. My wife's ther****t then turned to us both and said,"We're going to give you both just a few minutes to get comfortable on the table. Just place the white sheet over you and lay face down on the table and we'll both be back momentarily."As they left my wife and I smiled at one another and I watched her lay down. As I thought about the woman who would be coming back to massage my tense body, I secretly slipped my boxer briefs off beneath the blanket and tossed them by my robe before lying face. " Sit down, Artemis," Jane ordered. "Or I WILL make you do it. You still owe me a forfeit for that last bet. I was going tosave it for our six month anniversary, something we might bothenjoy, but if you insist..."Diana sat, looking very aggrieved. "I told you my name is notArtemis anymore," but the others ignored her as they concentratedon Darla."I repeat," Darla said, "What do I have to do to be reallyconvincing as a girl having a period." What do you mean, dear?" Jane asked, relief washing.