.Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “...our daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?”. It was all "LOL" and "MILF" and something called "WATSUP". She was particularly aggrieved this morning because she had to discipline two young novitiates who had been caught in a delicate and compromising position inside the vacant confessional by the visiting priest from France who spoke very poor English. His lack of humor about the situation was most irritating but she could easily understand his sense of propriety especially when there were religious persons involved.The two perpetrators. My dick is a respectable six and a half seven inches on a good day rock hard, its nothing compared to those monsters you see on the internet but it does what ever its told. I rotated between nipples and her mouth my left hand held her close to me while the right played with her pussy. I got my fingers nice and wet the tips went in and out and I used my knuckle to massage her clit. She grabbed my hand and I had a moment of panic thinking I fucked up but she moved to to her ass hole. I played. He looked down at her beautiful pussy. She had clipped her pubic hair which was short and curly. He liked it that way. His fingers gently probed her pussy. She squirmed and writhed as his penetrating fingers explored the depths. Her clit was smaller than he thought it would be and when he touched it, she made a loud groan of pleasure. He wanted to kiss her and taste her. He bent down and kissed her pussy before his tongue worked its way inside the inner edge of her pussy lips. Then it glided up.