Some people are alive only because it's i*****l to kill them.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.A bartender is just a pharmacist with a ...imited inventory.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!Don't blame me! I didn't vote!Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.Don't drink and drive.... You might. I went up between two defenders and came down with the ball as time ran out. Needless to say I was a hero for a few days. James R. Nelson, better known as Big Jim, was an alumnus of Missouri and a very wealthy one. My game winning catch gave him bragging rights over two of his business associates who were alumni of Texas A&M. He enjoyed being able to lord it over those two so much that he arranged a part time job for me. I worked three nights a week for three hours a night and earned two. Then John was holding his cock deep inside Joy and we knew that he was cumming in her arsehole.“Well Will. The show's over and I want my pussy eaten, please.”I lay on my back on a mattress, that our k**s use as flotation in the pool,and spread my legs wide. Will didn't hesitate and I was very quickly floating on cloud nine as his tongue and lips explored my most intimate parts. I had my eyes squeezed closed as my orgasm swept through my body.When I opened them again Joy and John were standing. That time I never knew anything about sex all I knew was caressing boobs and lip locks. For the 1st time I felt something. Although I was very young at that time chachi used to hug and kiss me (not with that intention).Later as we shared the same room I forgot to take the towel to the bathroom so I came out naked she saw me like that but she ignored and took it normally cause I was just a boy but on the other hand I felt horny this thing satisfied my fantasy so I did this many times and each.