The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that ... You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, �...�Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend. A minute or so later the two women came out of the parking lot and went around to the front door and went inside. I pulled away from the curb and slowly drove past the building. The neon sign in the window read Grady's Billiard Parlor and I remembered Frank telling me that Barb was known to pull trains at a pool hall in Darktown.There was a department store across the street that was closed for the night and its parking lot was half full, probably from the overflow from Grady's. I pulled in and. He tasted himself as her tongue almost choked him. "Now it's your turn to eat me," she whispered with a gleam in her eyes. It was 4AM on Saturday morning and neither had any rest since 6AM the day before. He crept down between her legs and gave her his very best which turned out with Victoria screaming bloody murder. She released her headlock from her thighs so he could breathe. He laid with his face between her legs and fell to sleep by sheer exhaustion. Victoria fell into a fitful slumber and. My sister was watching me, smiling as I approached her lover from behind.“Say that one more time, Liam,” she instructed through her mischievous smile.“I said, ‘your brother can fuck my ass as long as I get to fuck you.’ So let’s… hic… get on with it.”“Just so I’m clear: you want my brother to fuck your ass?” Kayla was insistant.“Please. Yes. I want his bare cock pumping my ass full of his cum. I want him to make me his bitch. Then, I’m going to rock your cunt like it never has been and.