Ididn't realize how expensive it was trying to be pretty!Over the next several weeks, Lynn and I continued to bond like twogirlfriends. She really wa... my best friend in the whole world, and theonly one besides Jeff that knew about Connie. I also continued to seeJeff on the weekends and was starting to build up quite a wardrobe that Ikept in his spare room. In a later chapter I will convey some moreadventures with Jeff, but first I want to take a detour to write about myroommate, Andy.About. You laugh “wow, your so fucking pathetic you little bitch!!! I should have made you my faggot a long time ago!!” Then you look at him and ask him “you want to to fuck this faggot love?” Yea he grunted. I get on the bed, bent over you, “you ready to get fucked sissy boy?!?” Yes Mistress I reply. He gets his cock wet, slides it slowly down my ass, and slides it in my ass! I moan as he start to fuck me slowly. “Thats a good little fag! Take is big fucking cock! This is what you wanted right?!?”. I eat my own shit nearly every day and although I enjoy it, nothing is better than someone especially women kneeling over my face and taking a dump straight in my mouth.I‘ve been eating shit for over 50 years ago since I was about 10 years old and shortly afterwards I ate shit from anybodies arse who would shit in my mouth, of course I would drink piss from a cunt or cock to flush the shit down my toilet throat. My preference is to eat shit from a woman but shit has the same wonderful taste. Then to top it off when he had finally walked the 800 yards to the store, he discovered he had no money in his wallet and so could only afford the one doughnut. Things were not going well. Walking back home with doughnut in hand, Steve was beginning to tire. At close to 250 pounds walking was not his strong point. Perspiration was causing his already snug fitting t-shirt to stick to his skin completing the ultimate unflattering look. It was then he looked across the road to see a sight that.