.I love mustard.I had no napkin.I licked it off.It was not mustard.No man ever put a baby down faster.It was the first and only time I have sprinted w...th my tongue protruding out.With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors .... So his dharna over sex lasted a few weeks. Just in a few weeks, he was back but this time being a girl and lying to people didn’t interest him. So a new chapter was going to begin as an experiment.Now that he had an idea of what he wants, he went and joined a gay website. He chatted with many people. He liked a few but when they proposed to meet, he’d disagree. This went on for a year. He clicked some pics and chatted with few guys who were understanding.They let him take his time, as accepting. Nuv adi adigithe adi istha ani ananu, inka chupiye’ i was getting impatient. ‘ika anam tharvatha thindam, mund aithe lopatiki velldam’. Ani na modda patukoni pant pai nunchi andi ‘hoon, chala aratanga unatundi, kani gurthu petuko chuda danike gain iyadaniki kadu andii. ‘A time lo adi adigina ichesha vani adiaina sare ana la undi ‘yes’,gold adigina sare ane samayam adi. ‘sare sare, miru adi ante adi ante adi istha pada miru mond aithe pada,’. Adi nanu drawing room loki thisukelindi dani oka sari. Most men would use this as their ‘out’. AJ wasn’t most men. “Is that all?” He cupped my face again, kissing my eyes, nose, and cheeks between his words. “You think you’ll be cast aside? And why would I do that?” “Because that’s not the way our story ends.” I forced a laugh. “I’m not the frumpy office worker who catches the eye of her incredibly hot boss, and goes trotting off into sunset after a night of earth-shattering sex. It doesn’t happen that way! I’ll fall for you and once the novelty.