'Well, I'm really impressed,' he said, his eyes running up anddown my body. 'When Carol said she'd get a Victorian maid, Inever realised it would be a...ything like you.'I gave a little curtsy Carol had shown me how. 'Thank you,master.''There was just one thing I want to check.' He was staring downat my boots, which were poking out from under my skirts. Iwondered whether I hadn't spent long enough polishing them to amirror-like surface. He bent down onto one knee, but instead oftouching my. I waited until this morning and then snuck over to my house about 8amand like I expected, no one was home. The fact that my key still workedsort of told me as I walked in that the professor's theory was correct,and that I still was a member of this family. If there was any goodnews in what I found, it's that I'm the only one who appears to havechanged. Instead of being the second oldest of four kids, I'm now theyoungest. Our family used to be made up of two boys, 21 and 19 (me),and two girls,. When he leftthe shower he was hairless from his eyebrows down. He wrapped a towelaround his upper torso which extended do his upper thighs. His hair wasstill wet as he took out the bottle of black hair dye. He read theinstructions carefully and followed every letter. He then wrapped hishair in a towel while waiting for it to dry. He then sat down on thetoilet and painted his nails (both finger and toe) black to match hishair. While his nails were drying that is when he finally got around. Jerry was expelled.Mom was less than amused. I heard her and Dad arguing about it that night and hid out in my room.Tessa made good on her promise to pass the word about me to some of the girls, and the results were interesting, if a little schizophrenic. A number of girls looked towards me as somebody who would protect them, so I was a ‘safe’ boyfriend. Other girls heard that I wasn’t interested in ‘nice’ girls, but ‘not nice’ girls, which was a wholly different demographic. I made it a point.