"I never heard the rest, but over the next week, Dad seemed quiet and subdued, while Mum seemed sparkly and excited!When the Friday came I was off to ...ollege in the morning, when they told me that Mum had to go away for a few days, to see some friends of hers. I knew of course who these "friends" were, but I said nothing. I guess I knew something was up. That Mum was gonna be involved sexually with Kabul and/or his henchmen somehow, but I had no direct proof. Anyway, how could I ask my parents. Brenda, Rene, Maxine, Trix, Amanda, Binky and Red Baron, be ready for the layouts to be different from what the official records say. The map is not the territory. We will locate Doctor Morgan stern by her bio digital slave control implants--there's a GPS function that is supposed to help owners find runaway slaves. An owner or an owner's agent, if possessing the right decryption key, can pick up those GPS signals identifying a particular slave. The signals are encrypted to protect the privacy. ”A tear trickled down my cheek. I was one step away from being a full knight.“Rise, Knight-Errant,” the Lord-Commander ordered, “and seek your Quest. Let your deeds blaze across history as you defend the realms of men.”“Yes, sir,” I smiled, my heart beating with excitement.The king turned and stalked away, pushing the sword into the arms of the surprised squire. Lady Delilah moved up beside me. “Have I given his majesty offense?” I whispered.“The travails of state weigh heavy on him,” Lady. ”The chief was silent for a moment, and then said, “Tell you what. You no tell, me no tell.”Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”Then he goes to the fish store and asked if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man.