He showed me around, explaining that he was in and out a lot, sometimes being gone for days at a time, while sometimes he was at home all the time, wo...king in his office. This meant he couldn’t take care of the house work properly, as I could see as we toured the premises.The house was nice, although a little messy, nothing out of the ordinary, until we reached his office. He had several pictures of women on the wall, and not just your normal pin-ups, these were what you could call soft. She was supposed to move in with me in a couple months. A year from now, we both knew I was probably gonna start shopping for a ring. What if my behavior last night had put a wrench in all that?"How far did things go?" Sonya finally asked."Second base." What the fuck is 'second base'? Is that like a blowjob or something?" she snapped."What? No! It's, you know, second base. First base is kissing, second base is feeling a girl up, third base is—" So you spent all night making out with some random. I drove 20 miles on short notice after fucking my girl and her friend all day and went to town on Jenn.I got there and couldn't find the house so Jason met me at a gas station. He took me into a very nice suburban neighborhood with giant town homes all over until we pulled up to her 3 story house.Upon entering I was led to the living room where Jenn was waiting with a glass of whiskey in her hand ready to let a stranger fuck her.I proceeded to fuck Jenn hard and long until she came 4 times and. “Yo’ ol’ fren Zeke an’ his cobber. Brung some grub.”“Whatcha got?”“Burgers.”“Ain’t got nuttin’ but Adam’s ale, boys.”“We got a pair o’ slabs to trade.”“Lemme see whatcha got an’ tell me whatcha want.”“This is Jos, a real good bloke. Jos, go bring them slabs.”When Jos returned, a slab under each arm, George and Zeke were munching away. Zeke must have fetched two chairs, as they were sitting and there was a third waiting. No two matched. From the wrappings, it looked as though George was already.