By the time the bus entered the desert of Riverside County a thick haze of marijuana smoke hung in the air, the trash was full of empty beer bottles, ...nd the mood among the band members was almost festive.This mood remained as they rolled across the southern edge of the country. The bus sound system was turned on and, like before, whenever the new Intemperance single was found on a radio station, it was cranked loudly and out came the air guitars and the improvised dance moves. There was reason. The only thing worse in my life than not seeing a deep blush and tears on Michelle’s face, is the fact that I only have one stepdaughter to play with. Luckily we’ve hired a new babysitter. She goes to the local community college and was very interested in taking the job. Not only does she seem very personable and creative, but we literally had to insist on paying her. As soon as my wife and I showed her some polaroids of Michelle that we had taken, Lisa just couldn’t wait to play some. Quickly I knew they all are drunk as hell.I tried to calm myself and said that “I went there to poop”.They all started to laugh including three more guys inside the SUV.I was scared as hell because they can hurt me as they all were drunk.And right now they just officially. PICKED ON ME!!!I knew they will dominate me because… they were fucking SIX GUYS and one of them was huge as hell. And the skinny guy who was standing right next to me, slapped me on my left cheek. My cheek gets numb and I. "What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadian, you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding."Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color.