At about 9:00 I decided to go back to the apartment of the friend I was staying with. When I left the bar I heard a man yelling obscene insults at two...Hispanic women who had just left a restaurant. My parents raised me not to be that way. I thought he should not be that way either.I walked over to talk to him. “Why are you yelling at those women?” I asked.“They’re Mexican.”“So?”“This is our country. They don’t belong here.” By now I could tell that he was harmless, possibly homeless, drunk, and. ‘Say, in my room?’ I pressed. ‘In my room?’ she repeated, still going for the joke. ‘Mine’s probably nicer. How does seven o’clock sound?’ ‘Bong, bong, bong . . .’ she said seven times while pushing her cart down the hallway. That’s when a funny thing happened to me. I realized I was smiling. I’m a comedy writer and bit performer on ‘The Wilson Show, Tonight!’ I show up when they need an Average Joe to play the buffoon. I fit the bill too perfectly with my average build and usually unkempt. Maine waisa hi kiya.Thodi bohot baat karne ke baad mujhe ehsaas hua ki ye shayd mujhse chudna chahti hai. Raat ko kareeb 11 baje maine usko call kiya and usne mujhse baatein karni shuru karr di. Usne kaha ki usne kabhi hookup nahi kia ae and wo virgin hai. Maine abhi tak uski sirf ek pic hi dekhi thi and bas itna pata tha ki wo 25 saal ki hai and dikhne me thodi si chubby (moti) hai. Mujhe phle to laga ki ye shayd jhuth bol rahi hai aur wo virgin nahi hai. Fr maine baat krte hue usse milne ke. Mai unke pairon ko apne hathon se pakar kar unko dhire dhire lekin gahare aur jor dar jhatko sath chodne laga. Phir maine dekha ki maa apni chutar ab jor jor se aur jaldee jaldee uchal rahee hai aur apne hthon ko chaba rahee hai. Mai samajh raha tha ki agar papa bagal me na sote hote to maa jaroor apni kamar uchal uchal kar mera lund apni choot me letee aur barbaratee. Phir unhone apne dono pairon ko phir se mere kamar par rakh kar kas ke mujhko pakar liya aura b mai bhi apne lund ko jharne ka.