Jughead Jones and Archie Andrews had been best friends since grade school. They'd been through good times and bad, always there for each other. But no..., Jughead was missing. No one had seen him since yesterday morning. His folks were frantic. This just wasn't like Jug. Archie had spent the whole of yesterday (once it became apparent he wasn't getting any) looking for his friend. Despite his best efforts, Jughead was nowhere to be found. The last anyone had seen of him was when Gaston had sent. " He paused and said, "OK, I can see the question marks on your faces. The fun part is that it all leads to engaging in the most fantastic sex anyone could possibly imagine. I realize you two cannot comprehend what I am talking about. At least I certainly hope you don't," and laughed, nervously. The conversation continued until Annie, said, "Dad, I'm old enough to pose for art photos, aren't I?" She continued quickly, "I'm not sure how thrilled I would be to have my bare tits and ass right in. But we don't want to lose our beloved son to such a terrible disease." Right, son," said Dad. "We would like for you to be able to--uh--lose your virginity--and have some--er--fun, but only if you can be perfectly safe."They seemed to be waiting for me to say something, but I didn't know what to say. Finally I mumbled, "I haven't even got a girlfriend."Mom smiled and patted my hand again. "I'm sure that there are lots of girls who would be delighted to date such a handsome young man if you. ”“How is your Summer going?” I asked.“So far it’s OK, I guess. It’s only been a week since school let out. I’m working at the Ben Franklin over in Rutherford where my dad is the pharmacist.”I nodded, “Cashier?”“Yes. You’re working at the hardware store, but what about the Fall? Will you work?”“Mr. Orlov and my grandfather have friends in McKinley who could hire me. I don’t know what’s available yet. I’m supposed to talk to Mr. Orlov this week. I have my confirmed class schedule so I know when.