”“I know you need to measure but here is a print I received when I purchased the condo that has all the measurements you will need. You can do you... own measuring if you want but using this print could be faster. It’s up to you on what you want to do. I don’t need the bathrooms or the pantry tiled which I did last year but everything else should be tiled.Rachel opened her briefcase and did some calculating and finally came up with what the total cost would be.She said, “I figure it will cost. I followed it with a LOL, JK text. We were friends, we were buddies. I knew he’d see the humour in it and tell me to dream on.Much to my pleasure and surprise, he took it a different attitude. This is what he had to text back to me, ‘Well, if I was there waiting for you, once you walked in the door, I’d grab you from behind and kiss your neck.’‘Really? I replied and shocked by how forward he was.‘I’d kiss your neck and run my hands all over you, your waist and your chest. All while kissing you. They look inconspicuous enough, and most people won’t even remember how they ended up with one, but when they are opened, only a single phrase is printed on the first page a prospective reader opens to.A new erotic fantasy is born…And that’s it. The reader closes the book, thinks “that was weird” and goes about the rest of their day, probably forgetting about the strange book by the time they get home from the raging dumpster-fire they call a life. But the magic doesn’t just end there; the next. That was no problem. There was time. After the boys finish beating him to a pulp they’ll have a civilised conversation. My guess is that Alan will do most of the talking. “Alright!!” said Alan. “Alright, that’s enough!!”Brian understood perfectly but Brian is one sick, violent motherfucker. Brian swung with his gun once more and hit the poor guy across the face, across the hands he used to protect the face, across the head. The blood hit the floor. Once again.“Right, that’s a good lad, I said.