"We all had a good laugh about that and then Banzai got serious...Flashback – Ben – At the hospitalThe time for jokes was over so I asked, "Jack, ...hat the hell is being done about finding the Major?"Jack replied, "Shit Banzai, there's a bucket load of troops here so they've rounded up the malcontents and are getting ready to go building to building."I shook my head and lamented, "Jack, you know as well as I do that's not going to work. While I don't particularly care for the Major, we can't let. However, being trapped made her mad to the point where it override that self-pity."Where amI?" she asked."Oh good," said a green smurf, "You can talk, you're in the Green Smurf Colony: Home to a thousandgreen smurfs and 10 green smurf villages. All decedents fromthe elder smurfs, our fellow blue buddies we all know and love."Thoughts of lying to Banjo went out the window immediately, "Wait," said Kazooie, "Do you know where the Smurf Village is then?" It's simply 10 kilometers west of here,". Some part of me knew she wanted to talk to me, wanted to reconnect, wanted to rebuild our friendship. As long as she was hovering around, trying to get me back, I didn’t fear losing her. I thought I had all the time in the world to get over my pain, to truly forgive her for the past. I thought she’d always wait for me. But today, this morning, because of whatever you two said to her, I nearly lost her. And the instant I realized I might actually lose her, I realized I couldn’t let that happen.. He was obviously going to their place for his salacious pleasure. As his extra-marital affairs increased, so my share of his body went into decline. For a somewhat libidinous young woman this proved a burden very hard to bear. It became worse when, I suppose as a sort of punishment for my deception, he started to boast to me about his latest conquests. The first time he did that was after he came back from a week long academic conference and told me he had managed to seduce a rather attractive.