.." she snickered at the pun in spite of herself. "But, I was thinking of a way we could get around that."When I was a teenager growing up with all th...se strict Catholic families, we used to say, 'Anal doesn't count.' We were desperate for exploring, and enjoying, sex. For the comfort and excitement of that intimacy. So we decided that was a way to do it guilt free." Sophie swallowed hard and said: "I decided I want to offer the same thing to you."Now she looked up at her son again and saw his. "This has been a stressful week for all of us. With Joanne ... Oh my god!"Rose's words were echoed from the back door as Joanne and Amy walked in wearing their gis."Oh my god!" Joanne screamed. Amy just screamed.I turned and rushed to them. Amy was waving her arms as if to ward me away and then dropped into her battle stance. I came up short; there was no way I wanted to come to blows with Joanne's bodyguard."I'm sorry," I said, echoing Angela's complaint. "We forgot you were coming in and got. It’s 8 am and I am by her door, I clicked on the doorbell and I hear movement towards the door. The door opens and my jaw dropped. I am looking at the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. At a glance, I can tell this is Deborah’s daughter. I’ve never seen her in the house. She invites me in. ‘My mom told me you’d be coming. She’s taking a shower, please make yourself comfortable.’ We are staring at each other, I’m looking at her lips. Cute little lips, dark hair just like her mom’s. She’s just. When we got outside the orderly claimed it was his knock-off time and anyway he had an important staff meeting and he had to go. Lying bastard, he was just pissed off that he hadn't properly got me with his one shot. I'd get him too when I was fit again.With my bag and baggage heaped beside me I was left sitting, immobile, in a wheelchair outside in the wind with not a taxi in sight. God it was cold but good after not smelling or tasting fresh air for so long and I figured, quite happily, that.