A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I ...as, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for. Isn’t that right?”Marie could only nod in agreement. “Yes” she whispered.“Then today I’m going to show you what it means to be a worthless whore who only exists for the pleasure of men. You will be used like never before and like you could not imagine.”Marie’s heart leaped as she heard Brad speak. Even though she did not know what was in store for her, she knew that it would be humiliating and also fulfilling because she had seen how Brad had treated her like a worthless piece of meat only good. Go tell it to the East River. Siddown, kid."He popped a pill into his shark-like mouth, washed it down with a swig from a bottle of vodka he kept stashed in his desk, and leaned back with his hands clasped behind his head to survey Tiffany with his beady little eyes.Tiffany avoided his gaze. The office with its shabby dingy walls, plastered with more obscene photographs, and its odor of stale cigar smoke and... she sometimes imagined... stale cum... depressed her beyond words.To begin with it. But towards the end of it most of people at all cleared off out of the gym and there is only myself and Carl left there. He asked if I wanted a little bit additional more coaching on one particular move to which I said only if you don’t mind I know it’s getting late. He simply replied with not a problem anything for you Mrs C. Needless to say this is why I think he recognised me off here. As he start to show me the move he got hold of my body to put it into the position that he wanted me to.