"What do you think of that?" the man quizzed me. "Well, I like her pussy, not too hairy." I replied trying to be cool. Then the woman went to adjust h...r suit and made it worse as now her lips were showing. "Wow, looks even better now, bet she has a tight one." I said. "Would you like to find out?" The man asked. "Well sure I would but how are we going to do that?" I asked. "Follow me." The man said as we both stood up and walked over to the woman. As he they talked all I could do was stare at. > They decided to try one last time> for the son they always wanted.> The wife got pregnant> and delivered a healthy baby boy.> The joyful father rushed to the nursery> to see his new son.> He was horrified> at the ugliest c***d he had ever seen.> He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the> father of this baby.> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!> Have you been fooling around behind my back?"> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:> "Not this time!">>> The 3rd Affair>> A. Very different. I met a lot of people there I liked; I keep in touch with some of them. And I got to know some girls that made the homegrown variety seem pretty tame. But, in the end, I came back to my roots, I guess you'd say." Back to your roots, all right, but the tree was a little different, I'll bet," Ed said.Ned looked at him, grinned. "Yeah. That's right. But you see, I hooked up almost right away with a Colorado girl — came from the Western Slope. That's pretty predictable. She's a nice. Not very brave of me, I thought.Jerry and I decided on a buffet breakfast in the courtyard just before eight. I had brought my laptop and the brochures from my European trip and by nine we were waiting in the lobby for our hosts. They arrived right on time, guessed correctly that we were the two men they were expecting and we were off for our day in Carpentersville.They planned a full day for us, including a couple of visits to installations they sponsored in nearby new homes. It gave us a.