If you agree to spend two hours a week with me playing board games (something my husband and I did all throughout our marriage) I will forgo any legal...actions against you.” She said this with a smile and a twinkle in her eye that I found very intriguing. How could I say no?“For how long?” I asked.“Until you want to keep me company of your own volition.”That struck me as an odd sort of statement. I assumed that it really meant that I would come by for a period of time, until I didn’t want to. But she didn’t. That night I went her home and told her it’s boring as my roommate is not there. She asked whether I had my dinner. I told no. She asked “shall we go out and eat,” I thought wow this is my chance and immediately said yes. Then she told she will get ready and come. She came in shirt and jeans. She is better than most young girls nowadays. I told we will go by cab? She asked me ” Isn’t your bike working? ” I said it’s working. Then we’ll go by bike she said. I am the luckiest. In fact, I ... well, I made a copy of that day’s tape for my own enjoyment. I have an incredibly sexy mother.”I sat in silence for a moment. That had gotten weird, and I wasn’t expecting it. Finally, I said, “Well, would you like a private show, or something more?”His eyes widened, and he coughed for a moment in shock. Then he broke into a hearty laugh, one that lasted so long he finally had tears in his eyes. “Oh, mother, you have just made my day. And my decision is easy, now. No, I. "Hi Bakerman" she said as she held out a hand to shake.This must be the friend I thought as I scanned the thinning crowd for anyone else lugging a bag.Being a gentleman I took her and lightly kissed the back of it, responding to her Hi with a typical Aussie G'day.She began to explain that her traveling companion had opted to travel by a different route due to a disagreement between the two. She was definitely the fan from the correspondence and that maybe for the duration she would call me Mr..