He could have rung but as I live close by he thought a visit from a committee member would be more appropriate", he concluded.The chain was removed an... the door opened and he was invited in by one of the most unattractive women he had encountered, however, once inside he shifted his opinion to the area he judged women, their tits and this woman excelled in that area and to add cream to the cake, she was braless and they wobbled and bounced and before the visit was over her nipples were hard and. The fly was three buttons and I could see that she didn't have the dexterity needed to undo just one let alone all three. "Screw it!" she said and tried to reach up under her skirt to move her undies. That turned out to be a difficult task for a drunk girl to. Finally, she looked up at me and said "Kate, you need to pull my panties down for me. I'm going to fall over, and I need to piss now."I could see she was desperate, and I didn't want to have to clean up a puddle of piss off my floor, so I. With his last breath, he says “I do”.A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds “In the jungle, there’s millions of them”.A super-hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”. The priest says “Tell me dear, what’s on your mind?” “Well Father, I am a sex addict, and. As I moved, the pizza guy moved right along with me and his hand never missed a beat. After I spread my legs, I said, "You can stick your fingers into my pussy if you like." Almost before I finished the sentence, he had two fingers inside me. I figured it was time to introduce myself, so I said, "My name is Carolyn, what's yours?"He replied, "I am Deepak, and I think you are very beautiful and very kind to let me touch you in this way." You're very welcome honey, but it's now time for you to.
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