" I say, before sighing heavily. "The reason my wardrobe islimited is because..." I pause before continuing my sentence. If Iexplain that I'm a crossd...esser, a wannabe drag queen, it'd be almostlike I'm cheapening the journey Jamie-Lee herself took to becoming awoman."...I'm a pre-operative transsexual," I say. I'm so unlikely to get aspot in the band, one little white lie surely won't hurt, right? Muchto my relief, all six people on the panel simply smile warmly."Well obviously, we're not. .. well where were we hehe.. oh yes, we were playing in our room together dressed all sexy and slutty passionately kissing when the gentlemen we had arranged to meet arrive, some very large built tall black men come in the room, the door flies open and OMG there are 4 of them! They see us on the bed kissing and playing with each other, my fingers all wet from fingering your sweet tight sissy hole and we look across at the men as they close the door and stand around us. The all drop their pants. “No,” said the cook. “This was for the victory feast after you were dead and your sister was gracing his bed. (Sorry about the pun.)“Those warehousemen can plumb pack it away ... could ... used ta could pack it away. They’re dead and fed to the harbor and someone has to eat all this. You’re handy.”“You knew?” David asked.“The whole town knew ... all of us. You don’t peach on Adams Faxon. He was worse than his father ... and that’s going it some.”“How long have the Faxons been running things?” I. "Did you hear that love!! She said you are far cuter than ol' Edward here. Now isn't that the greatest compliment anyone has ever said about you!!" Sara blushed.Sara loved it that a beautiful girl like Ivy dare say to her face how she thought her son was cuter than the young man (except for Justin Bieber) deemed to be the cutest by most females around."Yeah!! I am flattered!!" Charles responded sarcastically."You know Charles. You should change your attitude. I think you should take Eva out.