. I would have gotten out today."Short onesHow many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.What's t...e fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why are men and parking spaces alike?Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?Because those men already. Beth jumped when she heard the lock click, then she saw one of the squares of concrete in the floor sink about six inches and slide to the side. She stepped back when an enclosed platform with rails around it rose until its floor was level with the existing floor in the room.Larry walked up to the platform and opened one side of the rail outward. He motioned Rachel and Beth onto the platform. He followed the women, closing the rail after. As soon as the rail clicked closed the platform began to. 'Mark it's obvious you've never done this with a girl before, have you?'I had to admit it. 'No Mum.' I said. 'But I want to. I mean, you've felt me and now I want to feel you.''And you can darling if we've got time,' she said patiently. 'But first of all we have to agree that what's happened here is to stay a secret. I don't think anyone would be any too pleased if they knew about us and what we've been doing.''I won't say anything mum!'.'Well you have to realise that a girl needs to be treated. She began sleeping through the nights after about three weeks.Many was the night I’d fall back to sleep sitting against the head of the bed, with Opal Anne sitting between my legs, resting her back against my chest as she fed Pauli. I remember that there were several occasions where I woke up with Opal Anne there and thought that I was still dreaming.Over the next two months the weather became milder and the snow melt began. In late March, I set the fish traps out, so we could have fresh fish.