He said he had to go away on business. I told him it wouldn't be a problem. He tried to slip me a one hundred dollar bill when my mother wasn't lookin..., but I refused it. I still had my pride and he respected that. Besides, eating all his food would be payment enough.Before I go further, I suppose now is as good a time as any to give you my mother's stats since this story is really about her: Mom is one-half Colombian and one-half Irish. An interesting combination which has given her the. "Seven," I finally said."And none of them actually got you to go all the way?" I had ... um ... other means of fulfilling that particular desire," I said carefully."Did it have a vibrator built in?" asked my mom, straight faced."No," I said in a very small voice as I blushed bright red."Get one that vibrates," she said sagely. "The rabbit is the best design I've ever found, and they're not so expensive any more." What does this have to do with anything?" I asked weakly."As I said, the women in. So my sister in law pulls in the drive and and before she comes to the door she calls my phone asking who's car was out here in the drive way. I quickly tell her nobody and to hurry up and come in. If you could have seen the look on her face when she came in the house and saw another woman sitting there you would have died laughing cause I did. I introduced them. And I told them well both of y'all hit me up saying that you both was horny so I decided I would please you both at the same time.. " I said."Why?" Because its how you're going to spend the rest of your life." What? This is too much. I'm leaving." she said."Go ahead. But keep your dress, you'll need it."Debbie stormed out the door, calling us 'bitches', and started to walk the half mile back to the bar where she had left her car. She didn't even seem to care that she was still in a dress with heals. She just left. Kelli and I looked at each other and laughed. She'd be back in a few days.We moved next to each other on the.