She always reminds me that her and my granny are just pretend cousins but have know each other for so long they just continue to tell people that. Aft...r getting back from the airport I told Sharon how nice she looked. "Sharon let me take a picture real quick." Ok! She said excitedly! Standing by the door taking a pose. She said, you want to take some more? Sure I said, Go sit on the couch.Sharon sat on the couch and said, how's this? I was like wow! You are sexy! Sharon said, I want you to call. This is Dana. You know, John's old girlfriend ? the Bitch! I am at John's now and there seems to be a little disagreement about who broke up with whom. I was wondering if you could come to John's right away and the three of us could settle this once and for all. Half an hour would be fine."Oh shit! Paul was going to be here in 30 minutes and see me like this. What was I going to do. I began to thrash around in the bed to no avail."Hold on a second Paul, John seems to be going crazy, let me calm. .." Key slurred slightly with a grimace. "Not sure why those other five guys decided to jump in!" Heh, heh," Her partner grinned. "Key, I hate to tell you this, but you 'whooped' his entire immediate family." Mihoshi shrugged. "The male half any how." Ugh!" Key mildly grunted. "Interesting gene pool! Nice 'n shallow." Her mind immediately returning to the 'knock off' designer shirts and cheap colonel her assailants were all wearing. "Girls probably would'a put up a better fight." She. Kari and Crystal lent a hand as well, curious and enthusiastic about the whole thing.By the time they finished, it was noon, so Allen invited Greg and Jeff to stay for lunch. Greg called home and made arrangements with Allison. She was to fix lunch for the girls then help them get ready, and in an hour she would take the van and drive it to the Williams' house, where they would caravan into the mountains to the same campground they had gone to a couple of years before. Allison jokingly said.