2.Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!Q. What do you call ... brunette between two blondes???A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?A. The Invitation !Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes. “We expected to talk to you in the morning.”“It is either here, now, or at German Police Headquarters in the morning,” Fry said flatly.“I think I’d prefer the here and now,” Keith responded. “I’m sorry we don’t have anything to offer you, but we could try room service to bring us coffee.”“Coffee is on its way,” Fry said. “Sorry to have awakened you. If you need a moment to collect your wits, I understand.”“I think I’m fully awake already. Keith, are you okay?”“No. Yes, I’m fine,” Keith got out.. Like me, she’d shaved it bare. I felt her shudder as I kissed her puffy labia gently.“Ooh, Sammy.”Slowly, very slowly, I eased my tongue up into the pink, glistening slit, she gasped and opened her legs wider, her clitoris stood out like a very tiny penis, I kissed it before drawing it in between my lips and heard her soft moan of pleasure.“Oh fuck yes, that’s beautiful Sammy,” she moaned. “Come on, now, upstairs I need to do the same.”We fell straight onto our bed in the classic sixty-nine. Jared set to work. Gently- just barely touching- he dragged his tongue slowly up her outer lips. He went back down and then up again- not diving in yet, not touching her clit. Just getting her worked up and ready for him. Anna ran one of her hands through his hair and then grabbed tight at the base, pushing Jared's face deep into her slit. That was unexpected, but not unwelcome. Jared made the most of the situation and began to toy her inner lips with his tongue, swirling and stroking her hole.