Sallie Shadow liked it better at night because she could slide around everywhere and remain mostly hidden in the darkened corners away from the street...amps at her own volition. Hardly anyone knew Sallie's last name was Shadow because she never used it unless she was caught in a situation that demanded she repeat her full name. Usually, that was in places like some silly soup kitchen or even a Police Station when she got scooped up in a net looking for street people.She was not certain exactly. "Your pathetic. Your not half as tough as me are you?...Are you!", shegrowled."No, no I'm not...", he cried.Pulling him to her, She put herself in position. A quick shove and he was overher left knee. In this position his legs were stretched to full length. Histoes couldn't reach the ground. His entire weight was d****d across herthigh..he could hardly breath.Pushing his arms painfully up his back she bent him tight over her knee. Hisface was shoved against her smooth muscular calf. He could. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.I no longer go to the movies. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home.