How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, an... as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now.Drugs don’t kill people – people who run out of drugs kill people.I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting – but all the seats were. " You'll have to move if you want me to blow you," Sara said."Jesus, yes!" the man said, rolling to his side. "If you're going to do that, of course!"Sara crawled between his legs and held his sticky shaft. Once again she gazed at him, noting his masculine good looks, but mostly devoting her attention to his huge prick. It was deliciously curved, the rubbery foreskin glistening with a thick film of cum. She touched the tip of her tongue to the fluid and shivered, hungry for gallons of the. ” Catherine pulled her bikini down to her pubic bone. “See how clean it looks?” “Looks good, Mrs.. Johnson.” Rick responded. “And it’s like that all the way?” “Of course. I’m completely bald down there.” Catherine replied as she untied the string and let the bikini drop to the floor. “Do you like it Rick?” “That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.” Rick gasped as he rubbed his cock out of view of the phone’s camera. “That is the best Mrs.. Johnson.” Catherine felt her pussy twinge. Her labia. I love sex, I had loved and more than enjoyed what they had done to me hours ago, but I wasn’t going to give up. David looked at me. He was still smiling. “It had to be you”, he said. “You were the right person all along, as soon as we started thinking about it. You love sex, you’re gorgeous, you have no family ties, in fact, you hardly have any ties anyway, and you’re not going to be missed or miss anyone. You love control and we’re going to have fun taking it away from you.”“John is going to.