"Face it, you'd do any girl who said yes." Said John. "Tony isn't doing anyone. He is just signing up for a program that will help him pay his tuiti...n. The girl is the representative of that program". I said. The other three gave up a collective groan. "Well what do you guys want to do next?" asked Maury. "I don't know let's just walk around and see what's here." Said Lee. For the next half-hour we just walked around the park, scoping it out. Lee tried to win three wishes at one of. It didn't come at first, not the way I expected it. Instead of just shoving the dildo in, he probed my hole with his fingers, scissoring until the sphincter relaxed. His tongue helped too just before I felt the monstrosity slide in.His mouth traveled upwards until he tongued at my other hole. Flailing wouldn't make a difference so I let him, his hand moving the dildo inside me while his other teased at my g-spot. His tongue ran circles around my bud. I couldn't help but howl as he forced me to. Her overweight and hard-working husband died just before Christmas when he had been sweating twelve and fourteen-hour days and coming home to his wife's sexual demands eagerly even though he had to use Viagra and a cock ring to satisfy them. They had already coupled once that night, and, after she begged for more, Jim had gone to the bathroom on rubbery knees and taken another pill when suddenly his left arm went numb and his chest felt a great weight and he collapsed on his face, breaking his. --Phil Proctor"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less".--Brendan Behan"Our cat sleeps between us. We call her the Tiny Chaperone".--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said.