It only made it harder and I know she was waiting for me right outside the door. The thought of her seeing my boner put me in a panic. Then I remember...d a joke I didn't get at the time but now it made sense, if cold water will make it shrink then I knew what I needed to do. Soon i was splashing cold water into my underwear and all it was doing was making it grow harder. Then came the voice, Philip James are you ok? I answered that I was fine and I will be out in a minute. She yelled at the top. The thing is, it’s not working. Not that it has to — you’ve obviously forgotten how easy I am — but because it’s coming from you. I like it because it’s something my friend’s saying to me, but it doesn’t turn me on because it’s coming from a man. See what I mean?”“I do. But earlier, you said ‘first of all.’ That means there’s something else.”“There is, and I don’t want you to be upset when I remind you of this, but your romantic and sexual life is really fucked up right now. If everything goes. Raju: maim uh saaf karke aata hu maalkin…Hema ji: kyu ? kya hua….Raju: ji aapki jhaant ke baal aur aapka choot-rus mere muh mei bhara hua hai…Hema ji: to choot-rus nigal le aur jhaant ke baal kha le…bahut jald tu khud meri jhaant ka baal ban jayega…..Raju ne majboori mein choot-rus nigla aur hema ji ke jhaant ke baal bhi nigal liye….Hema ji raju ki haalat dekh kar jor se hasne lagi……Hema ji: tera kaam abhi ke liye khatm hai….chal mere sundaas mei jaake meri tatti ki badboo sungh…Raju Hema ji ke. Jab tak zinda rahungi, tumhari hi ban kar rahungi. Aur uski ye baat sunn kar mujhe lagta ki kaash yahi ladki hamesha ke liye meri life partner hooti jisse main sabke saamne le jaa sakta. Par phir bhi hum dono ne issi tarah se apne jeevan ke char saal nikaale aur phir kuch hi samay baad meri naukari lag gayi aur mujhe seher se durr jaana pada. Sudha ne bhi kuch samay baad apna wo job chhod kar ek MNC join kar li aur aaj bohot badi post par hai. Dhere dhere waqt ne hum dono ko alag kar diya par.