” Was the standard answer.The receptionist came to suspect that it was the same caller calling over and over. When he called again, she asked who he...was and why did he keep calling.“I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it.”This one is compliments of alfclif7The preacher is having supper with little Johnnie and his family.Johnnie looking out the window hollers, “There’s a fucking lion out there!”His dad looks and sees a big dog.“Johnnie you go to room your. Fir dheere se darwaza khol kar dekha to aunty firse TV ke samne baithi hui thi. Mera aur Swati ka room agal bagal hi tha aur hamara door theek TV ke opposite jisse aunty nahi dekh sakti thi peeche.Main dheere se apne kamre se nikla aur apne room ke door ko halke se sataya, tabhi socha ki baad me agar aunty room ko aayi to mujhe na dekh kya sochegi? Fir tabhi deemag me idea aaya.Maine aunty ko peeche se awasz di : Aunty mein zara bathroom hokar aata hoon pet thoda gadbadi kar raha hai.Aunty to. As I kneel at the edge of the bed contentedly lapping up what's left of my Ladys' nectar, I keep thinking how lucky I am to have met and serve this wonderful woman. She is by no means an angel and without fault. She is not blessed with patience, as everything about her seems to be done at top speed, leading to lots of little mistakes in her day to day vanilla existance. I find this aspect of her to be endearing if a little irksome in my, "place for everything and everything in it's place",. "Can I see your outfit?"Jessie pulled out his workout gear and proudly presented it.She held up his black leotard, which was identical to one she used towear when she was in dance. The white tights were classic. She smirkedas she imagined Jessie wearing the outfit and offering it to herbrother. No wonder her brother got pissed...what boy wants to wear agirl's outfit?"Yeah, Jason must be really jealous that he doesn't have an outfit likethat to do exercise in," Ashley said trying to keep a.