And now as Gerald stood on the balcony he thought back to their conversation and he recalled the things she said and realised that several things she ...aid clearly should have registered with him. She had talked at one point about the British sense of humour, how she liked it. She used an example to illustrate her point. "I saw a guy with a tee shirt, the front said "I'm hot!" and the back said "Do you want to fuck me?" .In hindsight he wished he'd been quick enough to say "Yes I do!"Also, she. "I jump a little bit at the sudden revelation, and start tugging onMummy's elbow. "Mummy, I think I...uh...I changed my mind..." Helenfrowned but realised that she could neither force me nor shock me-therewere too many people around. "I understand. Let's go home." I smile alittle on the inside...she's easier to manipulate than I'd feared.Returning home, I was ordered to a chair and started leafing throughmagazines (again). I thought life would get better, until "Mom" startedquizzing me on. Walk karte karte hamlog beech ke side me ek andhere kinare me pahuch gaye. Mere shaitan dimag me chudai ke scene chalu ho gaye. Mane kaha ma chalo yaha baithte ha. Ma bhi samajh gai ab vo chudne wali ha. Vo hanste huye waha baith gai. Thodi der ham log bat kiye pir mane ma ka hath pakad liya. Hanth pakad ke land kepas ke gaya. Ma samajh gai. Mere land ko dheere dheere sahlane lagi. Vo mujhe dekh ke smile de rahi thi aur mera land sahlati ja rahi thi. Mera land khata hota ja raha tha. Ham logo. "Jerry finally made it back from the other side of the parking lot with a handful of Playboy magazines. He explained, "Sorry guys. I couldn't wait until we got to the room. I had to piss like a Russian racehorse."I've never really understood that stupid saying. But it doesn't matter.Jerry and I followed Jeff and Corey back to their suite. Gwen was between them all the way. Corey lifted her skirt up in back and tucked it into her waistband. I wasn't aware of it until we got to the room but Jeff.