What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was preg...ant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because the Sex Ed class uses it on Tuesday and Thursday.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”What. Pity, such a waste."I tried to wave Ileana off, but she would not let the 'Jane' comment go."Hell I never saw that coming." Ileana paused. "Of course, maybe Jane didn't either ... at least from her left side. But hey you might have a chance. You're a big shot hero now, made all the Sunday papers." She hopped over to grab her laptop off the dresser." Sunday? Its Sunday Ileana? How long have I been here? Anyone contacted Amy?"Ileana dropped her laptop on the bed. "It is Sunday afternoon. You have. “Does that feel good?” she asked, using her lube-covered hand to stroke my hard-on. I nodded, “Oh yes, Mistress, it does.” She smiled hugely. “Mistress, huh? I like that!” She chuckled and moved forward some more. I guess I was either super-horny and/or ready, because the toy entered my virgin ass smoothly. I arched my back up a little as she entered me, and drove my hips towards her. It was amazing to fill my butt get filled up with the dildo, and when she bottomed out in me, her legs. And I will make this pussy mine. Not her boyfriends, not anyone else , just me !!! Sarita then says, wow baby I had no idea you like me that much and so soon. Then Sarita kissed me. Sarita said, “if you want to make this nice tight ass Indian pussy yours , you can start working on it by staying here with me tonight”. I said baby I thought you would never ask and then I buried my long tongue in Sarita’s mouth. Sarita do you know what I am going to give you tonight. Without trying to guess.