They had all gotten an eye full of my lacey garter belt and panties. Oh, well…Everyone was talking and carrying on, and the porn continued to play o... the screen. Men! “So, Erica,” one of David’s friends asked, “do women enjoy fantasizing about sex as much as men do?” Not waiting for an answer, another man asked me “do women like to masturbate as much as men do? My wife won’t even admit that she touches herself…but I know she must!”. Then a third man asked the room, “how many of you guys get. . kahi bahar ghumne jaa rahi hooo kay Nahi re sandy aaise kuch baat nahi hai… bas aaise hi Achaaa…. Muje laga ki kahi ghumne jaa rahi hooo ..Sandy o dekhooo … kehate hi sudhane khidki ke or ishara karke muje kuch dekhe ko khahaMe uske piche jake kay hai dekhne laga.. muje dekh nahi raha thaa… me use kaha ki kaha hai..aur aur jada use chipak gaya isee mere land uske gaad par touch ho raha thaa…mera land to pehelase hi khada thaa aura b jadaya lohe ki tarah ho gaya thaa… use bhi mere land ka. "And bigger."So, they're bringing her over on Friday morning." MUMMY, OH MUMMY."I hoped the neighbours didn't hear my scream, mummy did though and I'm sure I almost snapped her neck, such was the force of my grip as I hugged her to me."Wait, wait, wait," she laughed."You haven't heard it all yet." There's more?" Oh yes and if you'll stop strangling me, I'll tell you about it." Sorry mummy, I'm so happy." Yes well, there's a catch, but there's also a rather big incentive for you both." Mummy, go. I had guests that needed some of my problem-solving skills,” I said and paused. “They’re gone now. So, having missed my chance a week ago, I thought I might offer you dinner,” I said with my most charming smile.“Really?” She seemed pleasantly surprised. “I would like that.” She paused to think a minute and then looked at me seriously and said, “I’m flattered. It’s been ... Oh, I don’t know ... Sorry. Just thinking out loud. I do that when I don’t know what to say.”I guessed where her mind had.