When she called my cell I was surprised. The picture in the Hudson’s advertisement was small but it was possible that she had seen the source. T...e mail distribution of the catalog was nearly a half a million. The photo set was initially for the company’s on-line sales. The published image was of me turned slightly to the left with my head and therefore eyes looking right and a bit above the horizon. The pose enhanced the view of my face without making my neck appear too wide. This. ." she fell silent, and I put my arm round her; she leaned against me and sighed. "I love you so much..."We put the preparations in train the next day; a call to the vicarage to talk about the ceremony, one to the vicar of All Saints, Ecclesall for the Banns to be read there. We arranged for the use of the church hall for the meal and party and found a caterer that would do what we wanted in the way of food, numbers to follow not less than two weeks before the day. Rose-Marie looked for a. We walked in and walked straight to the bar to order a drink. I ordered two, and he excused himself to the bathroom. NO SOONER than he made it into the bathroom, two strippers approached me and asked who the guy was that was with me. They liked his bondage pants, and wanted to talk to him.This, as you can imagine, pissed me off a little bit because he was getting the attention and not me, but I kept my cool, and told them to come over and see us once we sat down.Sure enough, these two tramps. Put that headset on darling, sit and relax and answer the question. What’s your name honey?’ ‘F-Faye W-Wilson.’ ‘Nervous are we darling? I thought wenches in PR were hotshots that operated as communication specialists?’ ‘This is unscheduled.’ ‘All the better darling. So here we have Faye Wilson, head of PR on KLUG. I can tell you, I wouldn’t mind a few KLUGS of Faye. Faye so you have nice boobs?’ ‘That’s judgmental, not something I can competently answer.’ ‘Well take your jacket and shirt off.