"Child of man... like the humans before you, you have come to defile this sacred place. The portal between the world of the land and the world of the ...ea. Humans are foolish, coveting creatures, in total belief that what is not theirs is only to be theirs in the future. If one fails to take what they perceive to be theirs, others come instead of making the assumption that the place is not safe."The young man only shook his head, "You misunderstand me, beautiful one. I have not come to take. ‘Shit!’ added Jackie. ‘Those are some mighty big sex toys!’ ‘Better start stretching guys and gals,’ joked Nick. ‘We’re Just keeping up with the competition is all.’ said Mike while passing out more pictures. ‘Damn that’s a big cock!’ said Dennis handing the picture to me. ‘Actually, I’ve seen bigger,’ I added. ‘On line anyway. And you could tell they were clearly fake.’ ‘Which is the whole point,’ put in Nick. ‘There’s such a thing as too big.’ ‘All about being one step ahead of the. Or wanted to read. She could cut you into giblets if she wanted to.He turned a page in his book, and chuckled. Dave Barry had never failed to cheer him up."What are you laughing at?" Polina asked. Her voice had changed as well as the days went by, becoming higher and clearer, the rasp of the Grandmother left behind."A humorist. A man who tells funny stories. His name is Dave Barry, and he points out how ridiculous people are." In what way?" Polina asked, interested.Bill quickly leafed through. We would need to rest and eat in preparation for tomorrow, but I promised her that once we had defeated that dragon, I would make it up to her for a day or three. She giggled and blushed at the offer and wrapped her arms around my free arm, pulling it into her chest. We were discussing the plan for tomorrow when we got into view of our campsite and noticed there was a fire going. We had not started one before we left to grind mobs, so that meant that someone else had done so while we were gone..